If this made you laugh, you may very well be stoned. Or drunk. Or both. Always aiming to please, I'm gonna tell you an old joke that I'm quite sure will bring another smile to your face, at the very least. IF you're stoned. Or drunk. Or both."There once was this guy who stranded on a deserted island. There were no other humans there, but loads of camels, so the castaway didn't have to worry about starvation. And in the beginning, his right hand took care of his sexual needs, but after a few weeks he got tired of masturbating and decided to fuck a camel.
The animals were used to him, and he could move close to one without problems. They were tall beasts though, so he had to dig up a pile of sand behind it to stand on. This spooked the camel into running away. The dude sighed, zipped his pants, and moved towards another camel. One month later, the small island was full of sand piles, and the castaway had the bluest balls in modern history.
Then, one fine day, a skimpily clad, beautiful babe floated ashore on his island. The castaway had never been happier. Finally he had someone who could hold the camels."
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